Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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