im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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