We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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