Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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