Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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