is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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