Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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