i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
