There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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