I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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