Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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