you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
