she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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