Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Boobs are out for the taking
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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