I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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