Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
