fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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