Do you still have your period?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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