Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
