Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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