I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So many bounce houses so little time
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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