you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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