Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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