kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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