i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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