she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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