IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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