I only kidnapped one of them. chill
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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