it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
