Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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