This house was built for laser tag.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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