Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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