my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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