awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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