Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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