talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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