his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He? As in you personified your dick?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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