you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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I want her autograph on my taint
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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