I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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