sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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