Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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