Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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