Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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