OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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