guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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