It's Friday. Sex?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
