I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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