I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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