I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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