how can u be prego again
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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