You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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