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(720): View more from Colorado

yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers

(1-720): View more from Colorado

eat her like coffee?

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(240): View more from Maryland

today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal

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(707): View more from California

I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"

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(941): View more from Florida

Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.

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(916): View more from California

I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out

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(317): View more from Indiana

A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.

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