thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I wish you could order shots online.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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